Thou Shalt Not Road Trip by Antony John

Title: Thou Shalt Not Road Trip
Author: Antony John

Release Date: 12th April 2012

My Rating: 3/5

Blurb:

When sixteen-year-old Luke's book, Hallelujah, becomes a national bestseller, his publishing house sends him on a cross-country book tour with his older brother, Matt, as chauffeur. But when irresponsible Matt offers to drive Luke's ex–soul mate, Fran, across the country too, things get a little crazy. On the trip, Luke must loosen up, discover what it truly means to have faith, and do what it takes to get the girl he loves.

Told with Antony John's signature wit and authenticity, and featuring smart, singular characters who jump off the page and into your heart, this story is a spiritual awakening and rockin' road trip in one.

In A Nutshell:
A compelling story about a boy who thinks he has his life all together but who is just, if not more, as screwed up as most teenagers.

My Review:
Christian fiction is not exactly my thing to say the least but, I loved Five Flavours of Dumb so I was still eager to give Antony John’s latest offering a try, plus I love road trips. While the religious aspect did get on my nerves to a degree, it wasn’t so over the top that I wanted to stop reading. I found it to be a compelling story about a boy who thinks he has his life all together but who is just, if not more, as screwed up as most teenagers.

Sixteen-year-old Luke has written a religious self-help book, aimed at children and teenagers, after he took part in a writing task at his youth group. Somehow the book became a major success and Luke is sent on a promotional book tour by his publicist, with his older brother Matt as chaperone. Luke blindly goes along, trusting that his older brother will get him where he needs to be on time. What Luke doesn’t realise is that Matt has other plans and he semi-hijacks the tour by inviting his girlfriend, Alexis, along, as well as her sister Fran, who happens to be Luke’s ex-best friend and ex-crush. As Matt and Alexis take the group on random detours along Route 66, Luke is faced with his own conscience concerning the content of his book and also the constant company of Fran. Neither Fran or Luke are particularly happy to be stuck on a road trip together but it provides Luke with an unexpected, and somewhat unwanted, opportunity to see Fran up close for the first time since she went through a mysterious transformation from good Christian school girl to an antisocial, tattooed teenager with purple hair. As Luke discovers who Fran has become, or who she still is, he learns that the greatest betrayals are often by those who you are closest to.

Society’s most common mistake is judging someone for what they look like, rather than who they are inside. There is always more than meets the eye and you should never take what someone says as gospel. Investigate it for yourself and then make your own decision.

I found the character of Luke rather annoying. He makes lots of mistakes because he is rather naïve about life and it takes him a while to figure out what is going on and to stand up for himself. The character of Fran was my favourite. She is so well written, the most real, and was easy to relate to. While she may have appeared to be the most screwed up of all the characters, to me, she was actually the most switched on of them all.

Author Interview: Antony John

Earlier this year I read the totally awesome Five Flavors of Dumb by Antony John which I loved, loved, loved so much! It has a permanent spot on my all-time favourites list and I know many other readers feel the same way. So, I was thrilled when Antony generously agreed to answer a bunch of questions that I bombarded him with. So read ahead while I continue to have my little fan-girl moment...

Where did the idea to write about a girl with a hearing disability come from?
Short answer: my wife. We were chatting about a book I was planning, in which a high school senior manages the school rock band, and she basically said: “Wouldn’t it be cool for you to write about music from the perspective of a deaf person?” In that moment, Piper Vaughan came to me, and the novel really just took off.

Piper is such an amazing and inspirational character. Was she inspired by anyone in particular?
No, she wasn’t inspired by anyone. Actually, of all the characters I’ve written, Piper came to me the most fully formed: smart, sarcastic, witty, offensive, loyal, judgemental, all wrapped up in a bundle of energy and a never-say-die attitude. I was determined that she wouldn’t be a victim, but a fighter. I was also determined that she would have some of the flaws she despises in others, but still be likeable in spite of them. I suppose she has quite a lot in common with me (back when I was a teen), but she’s much cooler than I ever was!

Was there a particular character whose scenes you enjoyed writing more than others?
I really enjoyed writing the scenes with Kallie. I tried to set her up as just another stereotype: the flawlessly beautiful, but hopelessly unattainable (and kind of stupid) hot girl. But as the novel progresses, I wanted her to shatter that perception. This involved really thinking hard about who she is, and what makes her tick. I guess I also got emotionally caught up in her story, and how much of an outsider she feels. Writing her scenes felt very real, and very rewarding.

Music obviously plays a major role in Dumb, especially Jimi Hendrix and Nirvana. Are they musical heroes of yours and who else do you admire?
To be honest, I only really came to fully appreciate them through writing DUMB. Before that, I enjoyed their music, but didn’t exactly feel part of the cult following that they enjoyed. But as I researched them and visited their homes (as Piper does in the novel), I sort of had the same response as her: suddenly I began to see them both as extraordinarily gifted but terribly flawed human beings, for whom music was both their salvation and, in a way, their undoing. After that, I couldn’t help but feel differently about them and their music.

I suppose my other rock music heroes are The Beatles. That’s really predictable, I know, but their music is extraordinary, and evolved so much over the decade or so they spent together.

Do you have any favourite young adult authors?
I have loads! In fact, the list is so long that I could write another post on it. Instead, how about I list twelve books that I wish EVERYONE would read? (Trust me, these novels are absolutely brilliant.)

The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks by E. Lockhart.
Before I Die by Jenny Downham.
Candy by Kevin Brooks.
Fat Kid Rules the World by K.L. Going.
Dairy Queen by Catherine Murdock.
Looking for Alaska by John Green.
How I Live Now by Meg Rosoff.
Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson.
Holes by Louis Sachar.
Stargirl by Jerry Spinelli.
Feed by M.T. Anderson.
Life as We Knew It by Susan Pfeffer.

Oooo I totally agree with some of these! **adds more books to TBR pile**

You went from studying music and composition to being a full time writer. How did that come about and are you still involved in music?
After I finished my Ph.D., I spent a while doing university teaching. I loved it, but when my wife and I started a family, I jumped at the opportunity to be a stay-at-home dad. At first, I figured I’d continue to compose on the side, but arranging performances is tricky when you’re only available from 8PM onwards (i.e. after the baby is asleep). So I tried writing a novel instead. It completely sucked, but I really enjoyed writing it. It also taught me a lot about what not to do, and so my next novel, BUSTED, was better. It got published, and after that I realized I actually preferred writing to composing.

These days, I don’t have time to compose. I’m still a stay-at-home dad, and I also have several books in the pipeline, so I keep busy. But I still listen to music while I write, and music always seems to feature heavily in my books, so all those years of study were totally worth it. Right?

If you had the chance to meet and ask one question to any musician, dead or alive, who would it be and what would you ask them?
Ooh, good question. I’m afraid I’m going to be kind of boring here, and ask J. S. Bach (aka: the best composer EVER) where the rest of his music is. See, although he was phenomenally prolific, experts reckon that only a half of his compositions exist today, the rest having been lost. To see (and hear) those other compositions would literally change music history, and allow me to torment my kids by playing even more angsty classical music. It would be a win-win!

**lol**

Are you writing anything at the moment? What can we expect to see from you in the future?
Like I say, I have several projects on the go. It suits me to be working on different types of project at the same time, so that I never get bored (or stuck) on any one of them. As for what’s coming next . . .

The ARC of my next novel, THOU SHALT NOT ROAD TRIP, will be out later this month (the hardback will be released April 2012). It’s about a 16-year-old boy who writes a spiritual self-help book that becomes a bestseller. When his publisher sends him on a promotional tour along Route 66, things start to get crazy, especially when a former crush hitches a ride.

I’ve also just finished the first draft of book 1 of my ELEMENTAL trilogy (to be released fall 2012). It’s set in a dystopian colony of the United States where everyone is born with powers of the elements—earth, water, wind, and fire—except for one boy who is powerless . . . or is he? I’m so psyched about it I can barely see straight.

These sound so good! I love roadtrip stories and Elemental sounds really exciting! **squeal!!!**

Thanks for having me along today, Jessica. And hi to all your readers!

Thankyou so, so much Antony for taking the time to answer these! I really appreciate it and I can't wait to read your forth-coming titles!


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My review of Five Flavors of Dumb

Second Opinions...
Nic @ Irrisistable Reads
Elle @ So Much to Tell You

Five Flavors of Dumb is not currently available in Australia but you can get it at The Book Depository and other online sites.

Five Flavors of Dumb by Antony John

Title: Five Flavors of Dumb
Author: Antony John

Release Date: 1st November 2010 (US Only)

My Rating: 5/5

Blurb:
Eighteen-year-old Piper has got herself into a mess. Because of her big mouth, she has one month to get a paying gig for her high school's hottest new rock band, Dumb. In Piper's mind, the band couldn't have a more perfect name. Just look at the members: one egomaniacal pretty boy, one silent rocker, one talent-less piece of eye-candy, one angry girl, and one nerd-boy drummer - five discordant personalities who, when put together, seem ready to self-destruct at any moment. Getting them an actual gig seems impossible. Add to that the fact that Piper doesn't know if their music is good or not, because, well, she's deaf.

But Piper is determined to get the band a gig to show her classmates that being deaf doesn't mean she's invisible. And as she gets to know the five flavors of Dumb, some hidden talents, secret crushes, and crazy rock music emerge. She doesn't need to hear the music to sell it, but Piper wants the chance to feel the music too. Does she have what it takes to manage Dumb and discover her own inner rock star?

My Review:
I apologise in advance for the length of this review. There was just so much to comment on! Five Flavors of Dumb is brilliant. I can't fault it. I fell for it before I even started reading chapter one when I found lyrics from one of my favourite Oasis songs at the front.

"Please don't put your life in the hands
Of a rock 'n' roll band Who'll throw it all away "
Don't Look Back in Anger" - Oasis

The love certainly didn't stop there, every few paragraphs I had to stop reading so I could write down a quote I liked. After the first few chapters, I decided I was disrupting the narrative flow, and so stopped writing them down. While I can't write them all down, the beginning of chapter two is a hilarious paragraph on the high school social structure.
I felt very connected to Piper throughout the book. I went through so many different emotions. I laughed, I cried, and I certainly felt Piper's frustration and anger. I felt so proud of her when she let loose in the heat of the moment and told her family how she felt after keeping it bottled inside for so long. And what she accomplishes when she actually stops being a wall-flower is awesome. As she discovers strengths she never knew she had as her self esteem soars, Piper emerges from her shell, stands up for herself and those around her, and learns how to play dirty in the big bad world of band managers.

"Suck-i-ness [suhk-ee-nis] - noun
Realising you're completely alone...even in a crowd"

One of my favourite characters is Finn, Piper's 14-year-old brother who sits quietly in the background trying to hold their dysfunctional family together. He is such a sweetie and one of his lines put a major lump in my throat. Obviously it needs to be read in the context to get the full meaning behind it but here is a little taste...

"I've done everything I can. Other kids learned Spanish or French, but not me. I'm fluent in American Sign Language, and I did it for you. Not for Oma and Poppy. I did it so that I could talk to you, because you're my sister."

Along with her feelings of loneliness (being the only deaf family member and student isn't easy), the psychological pain Piper feels from her parents is probably the most crushing; they often ignore her opinions, dismiss her needs and make light of her aspirations. I could feel the hurt and it made me cry.

Piper and her father have a difficult relationship and Piper believes this is due to how mortified he is by her deafness. Looking at it from Piper's point of view, he never even bothered to learn how to sign, her preferred way of communication. For me this was the most heart-breaking part of the whole story. Throughout the book though, we come to see a better side of her father as Piper and Finn discover things about him they never knew and Piper begins to rebuild the relationship she once had with her father (before she lost her hearing at age six).

A very quick comment on the members of Dumb...a great collection of random personalities that definitely add to the flavour of Dumb. But as always, appearances can be deceiving.

"Josh Cooke on vocals, his mouth moving preternaturally fast and hips gyrating as if a gerbil had gained unauthorised access to his crotch"

Antony John has created a unique story about music, family, standing up for yourself and proving to those who doubt you, that you can do anything you set your mind to. Also, major shout out to Kristen Smith who designed an absolutely stunning cover, one of the best I have ever seen and what made me pick up the book in the first place.